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Friday, December 29, 2006

Buy the bird monkey some diapers.

Welcome future minions. Take a few pointers for livin' la vida loca in 2007 from Jabba the Hut:
1. Na pa wa ooken pa da wuten. (Remodel, maybe put in a couple sunlights, turn the bantha pit into a finished basement.)
2. Odenka ra kaka oda nooken wa. (Buy the bird monkey some diapers.)
3. Ohohohoho. Da ba kooken da wa natoo oh ben do, do ma no na jawoh ken da. (Find my penis.)

2 comments:

MC_TREKKIE said...

4)check prostate

5)oil trap doors

6)re-water gruel for flunkies

7)attend hutt convention in Tulsa this year.

8)get widescreen so I can watch Hutt Porn

gojiragirl said...

Hutt Porn. It'd be like watching two wet oil socks wrestle. "What is that...was that his--no, I think that's her...oh wait...I think...there--see that?"