Welcome Future Minions! Today's installment of celebrity resolutions features Zardoz, weird floating head costar of Sean Connery.
1. Find a big stone body.
2. Buy Connery some pants.
3. Do not eat all those guns and then puke in front of everybody like at last year's company picnic.
4. Launch "The Penis is Evil" line of sportswear.
5. See ortho about teeth straightening and whitening.
6. Lend Connery some money so he won't have to take a role in such a stinker movie to pay his alimony again.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
I blog for Zardoz.
Welcome Future Minions! Today's installment of celebrity resolutions features Zardoz, weird floating head costar of Sean Connery.
1. Find a big stone body.
2. Buy Connery some pants.
3. Do not eat all those guns and then puke in front of everybody like at last year's company picnic.
4. Launch "The Penis is Evil" line of sportswear.
5. See ortho about teeth straightening and whitening.
6. Lend Connery some money so he won't have to take a role in such a stinker movie to pay his alimony again.
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