Welcome Future Minons! I thought this week I'd share with you the New Year's resolutions of some famous and infamous celebrities.
We'll start with Godzilla.
1. Get taken over less by ghosts of dead people.
2. Pay more attention to Mrs. Godzilla's needs, respect her as a godzillasaurus, stop coming home smelling of tactical missles and Mothra dust, blah, blah, blah.
3. Be more selective in which nuclear subs I eat.
4. Attack warmer cities with less civil defenses.
5. Get in shape. Focus on balancing pecs and thighs.
6. Kick Ghidorah's ass at DDR.
7. Kick Gamera's ass.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
..."stop coming home smelling of tactical missles and Mothra dust..."
Welcome Future Minons! I thought this week I'd share with you the New Year's resolutions of some famous and infamous celebrities.
We'll start with Godzilla.
1. Get taken over less by ghosts of dead people.
2. Pay more attention to Mrs. Godzilla's needs, respect her as a godzillasaurus, stop coming home smelling of tactical missles and Mothra dust, blah, blah, blah.
3. Be more selective in which nuclear subs I eat.
4. Attack warmer cities with less civil defenses.
5. Get in shape. Focus on balancing pecs and thighs.
6. Kick Ghidorah's ass at DDR.
7. Kick Gamera's ass.
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8) Destroy makers of "drop the bomb" video, and smash /destroy google computers for hosting it...
9)Stomp the Chinese for making gojira dolls without paying me my license fee- how can I pay for Godzooky to get into a good American School now?
10)Free Tibet.
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