My friend is being all dark and disillusioned with blogging, so to cheer him up, I offer a few gems from my treasure chest.
The Olsen twins--Mary Kate and Ashley. They look kinda like life size bobble heads.
It would be really easy to substitute Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" for "Here Comes the Bride". Same tempo. Hum it to yourself. See?
How hungry was the first guy who ate caviar? Maybe it was a dare.
Riding on a hospital gurney makes me feel like groceries in a cart.
Maybe there used to be jobs available as philosophers. Maybe that's why you can get a degree in philosophy.

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